I can be a right pain in the fucking arse

Frank 70. Married. From County Kildare in Ireland. Two grown up children. Administrator.

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I think I'm all right. I've got my heart giving me shit, my knees and my blood pressure! What do you expect at 70? I have something called atrial fibrillation, it’s a result of high blood pressure. My heart is permanently irregular now. I don't like it by virtue of the fact that it stops me doing things, the same as if you were an epileptic. I have to stop what I’m doing and go to the local fucking hospital and get hooked up to a lot of wires, like a cow on a milking machine!

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